Both businesses share the reception areas and coffee station. This is correspondence between the owners of each business, Craig of ZYX Business & Brian of ABC Business. All names have been altered.
From: Craig Sent: Friday, August 21, 2015 11:05 AM To: Multiple Recipients of both companies Subject: The Hazelnut coffee scandal
Coffee Rules:
- If you kill a pot, please fill it or at least let one of the receptionists know. Violating of this rule is punishable by death.
- No fucking Hazelnut coffee. If you put that shit (or other flavored coffee) in a pot, please label it with toxic stickers.
On a side note, if anyone finds a ZYX employee laying in the stairway, please stop and check on them.
Thanks in advance for your cooperation.
Craig - Attorney at Law
From: Brian Sent: Friday, August 21, 2015 11:18 AM To: Craig Subject: RE: The Hazelnut coffee scandal
Craig,
First and foremost, we appreciate your concern and thank you for bringing it to our attention. Your friends at ABC want you to know that we too discriminate against the Hazelnut. As a matter of fact, we hate all nuts associated with the Corylus Avellana specie. There has been a 3 year ban in our office against Frangelico, Churchkhela & god forbid - Nutella. We have even as gone as far to trap live squirrels and other rodents which feed on these types of nuts which we then transfer to Illinois as I heard they have a Hazelnut epidemic.
We’re in your corner.
ABC will have a formal training program out to our staff next week.
Thank you for your partnership. - Brian
From: Craig Sent: Friday, August 21, 2015 11:25 AM To: Brian Subject: RE: The Hazelnut coffee scandal
We at XYZ appreciate your prompt response, mutual hatred of flavored coffee and promise of cooperation.
If you could also address the “dying XYZ employee in the stairway issue”, I think we can build on this relationship.
Craig- Attorney at Law
From: Brian Sent: Friday, August 21, 2015 11:29 AM To: Craig Subject: RE: The Hazelnut coffee scandal
On a side note, I was just informed that Tyler left one of your employees for dead in the stairwell. He is a cold and heartless individual. May I suggest we have a lunch & learn about the Good Samaritan Statue in Wisconsin? - Brian
From: Katie Sent: Friday, August 21, 2015 11:31 AM To: Brian Subject: RE: The Hazelnut coffee scandal
That’s only applicable if he had helped……which he did not. Katie was the employee that fell Katie Paralegal
From: Brian Sent: Friday, August 21, 2015 11:56 AM To: ABC Human Resources Subject: RE: The Hazelnut coffee scandal
Please see the attached e-mail chain and schedule time for sensitivity training. Thank you
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